its funny how if you go to tumblr.com it leads you to the sign up page
and its all pretty with art in the background and the stats and like wowwe doesnt this site look cool
but then you click “already a member? sign in”
and it leads you to
this dark blue depressing page like “you already know how fucking terrible this site is going to be towards your mental health and social life we dont need to make it pretty youre already too deep”
(via elissadeanna)
story time
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
(via hasselhon)
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
(via natalieisaninja)
I propose the government pass a new law allowing the people to defecate on anyone or thing that displeases us! Like cold food or Lil Wayne, I could shit on them and send them back.
